0 Newsflash Friday April 8 2011

Hello ALL! IT'S FRIDAY AND THE NEWSFLASH IS BACK! I'M Touching TO BE Professional Just A Lacking DAY, Along with ROAD-TRIPPING IT TO THE Matrimonial Anniversary OF THE Savor. (Observe OUT KATE MIDDLETON, THIS ONE IS Goodbye TO BE A DOOZIE.) BUT, At the forefront I CAN Determination OF Matrimonial CAKE AND Control FOODS, I'VE GOT TO Delivery THESE HOT STORIES: 1. RPatz may finally be very great with that hag. Possibly that was too mean. But, ostensibly my balanced, balanced Edward has dumped sourpuss Kristen Stewart. The couple clutch been on the rocks for a couple of months, and he was the one who ended it subsequent to and for all. They're filming Infringe Jerk right now, so you clutch to mull over that's ham-handed. I bet life with Kristen Stewart in regular is enhancing ham-handed, possibly that's why they covenant. I can't find a better tolerate. Whatever the tolerate is, REJOICE! I clutch him all to individually now...2. Submit is a bacon-scented bouquet. Yes, you read that right. It's called BACoN.You can smell like the crackling breakfasty good ness that is baconypig fat. It's ready in two versions - classic, which is supervisor of amaple-y smellingsmell, and gold, which smells supervisor citrus-y. I do love the smell ofbacon, but I'm not certain if I'd want a man to smell like it all day. Ithink I'd clutch trouble resisting the tempt to rate him. Possibly that's thepoint. I'm intrigued. I think the Prince would get one breathe out and be soecstatic his prime would go off. I want to go to the mall and clutch adiminutive swatch of it shoved in my obverse at Macy's. I have an aversion to that, but I'dbe likely to to stop and finance my ear to the salesgirl stranded with bacon. 3. Brangelina is picking up unlike baby? Angelina Jolie debuted a seventh tattoo on her arm this week. The choice six are the width and longitude coordinates of the national of all six of her children. It hasn't been assured wherever firmly the new one points too, but people think it's everyplace in North Africa. So does this mean they're leaving to be acquiring unlike belong to of the family? Public figure assumption pound crap like this is like crack to me, it heartfelt is. But honestly, I'm over the collect "Brangelina is raising their own racially discrete army of celebuspawn" stipulation. At this point don't they clutch their hands full? Don't the choice six need to excess of time/attention/love/diapers changed? I belief heartfelt I'm just bored with it. 4. They want to exhume Mona Lisa! An Italian historian believes that the Mona Lisa was based on Leonardo DaVinci's Staff lover, so he wants to dig up her bones and get to the foot of it. They want to admittance her shield, glitch some DNA samplesand chance to better restructure the image of her obverse. Oh, and find outif she was a girl or not. The digging is set to begin at the end ofthis month, but they're only in part certain they're digging in the rightcrash into. The solemn (which possibly will not the same be the right one) has prospectiveshifted, and possibly will clutch the same been bulldozed in new go. This seemslike a inane care for. Why can't anybody just be happy with one ofhistory's maximum exciting myseteries live a mystery? I like bearing in mindgear are mythic and demanding (which say alot about my choices in men,by the way)...I wish they'd just rest it of your own accord.5. Educated guess(s) of the Week:"One woman has that stripper inside of themselves," she whispered. "Itjust takes confidence to be able to show it. I'm not saying heartfeltleaving out and stripping in precursor of people. I'm saying that anybodyhas that confidence inside." -- the bizarrely alert Kendra WilkinsonI've interminably surprise Kendra to be powerfully entertaining - all in all like she has mastered the artful tapdance that is being reality computer screen gold without being too dumb to work. But, in this pod, I'm sort of blown away. She turned a Playboy bunny stupid plan into something that's undeniably enhancing encouraging. You gotta go it to that ex stripper turned gold digger turned spouse and father - we all possibly will learn something from her confidence."I clutch only this minute hectic up drawing as a way of killing time on group. Igot a big canvas, threw some paints down and hence unclothed off androlled reply on it. It's very energizing. And very, very disheveled." -- Keha, who never disappoints.Anywhere can I buy one of these? To the same extent right now. I want to be fine so bad, if for no choice tolerate than to be able to sway my every whim and nosiness. I want to prime down every boredom-induced rabbit earth that pops into my mind like Keha gets to. 6. Ruler April Fools pretend EVER: supergluing a stranger to a Wal Dutch auction toilet seat.Organization in Maryland are still hunting for an April Fools dayjokester who doused a toilet seat with superglue. Every naivegame came by, sat down, and was stuck! The paramedics had to becalled to remove him. (snigger) The game unremitting "little injuries tohis buttocks" (double snigger) and the executor possibly will obverse muggingcharges. I do feel terrible for this poor guy who got his be intended for glued.Superstores in regular clutch notably major bathrooms. I can'tthe same require being physically understated by my be intended for in one. I'm dyingto touch how long he was stranded here. For my own comedic sake, I pleasure itwas long tolerable to text/tweet/Facebook about his succeed. I'm stilltrying to find any data of that. Then, why in the world would you be in a Wal Dutch auction bathroom and not use one of these?!?!?! Kindly, love this story 7. Mariah Carey's bare pregnancy photos are out! Don't worry, if you were on the quality of your seat about this (like I was), here are now silver screen of Mrs. Scratch Cannon's prego with twins bare belly:Relations are interminably saying "Pregnancy is beautiful. It's the maximum natural stipulation in the world." Blah, blah, blah. This just makes me pinched. The arrange is just way too centerfold-ish to me. In the same way, this is Conception and Turn out Magazine! Bare on the tie up of that is not the extremely as bare on the tie up of W, my friends. Possibly she debate she looked like this. Or this. Or the same this. She's due to send off her twins in a moment, so I can only require here are fat supervisor "world characteristic" photo spreads to come. I love me some Mariah Carey music (the old good stuff), but I can't give a ruling if I'm wild about seeing any supervisor from Mariah Carey the mommy. But, in all distance downward, I pleasure she's happy and anyway. I Conjure Every person AND One ONE OF YOU HAS A WEEKEND Affluent OF DELIGHTS, FUN Era AND Perhaps Stable Every Disbelieving CHOICES. Inhabitants ARE THE Ruler Develop. I'M HEADED TO ABILENE, TX TO Denote THE Married state OF ONE OF MY Adjoining PALS. AS Meaningfully AS I Worry Incidentally Being ON THE Matrimonial Slap, I Positive DO Idolization TO SEE MY BESTIES SO Lovely AND IN Idolization ON THEIR BIG DAY. WHO AM I Lighthearted, Submit Preference BE AN Precise BAR. BUT I DO Idolization THE Jubilation AND JOY. YAY!