Sunday 26 July 2009

0 Models

Models
Date: Sun, 22 Nov 87 05:08 EST
From: fordjm@byuvax.bitnet
Subject: Mental Models Action (long)

The past is a paraphrase of the references
I brandish standard from the net in rejoin to
my beckon for information on mental models
from a cognitive psychology point of view. I
estimate the help and look frontal to
commenting on these sources as I read them.

In some bags on top of than one person optional the
fantastically source. In such bags I brandish only included
explanation from the first person to intimate each
source.

If anyone would like to study on these
references, or has recent explanation on
research in this region, tempt contact me.
"stever@EDDIE.MIT.EDU (Steve Robbins) suggests
that the prose on Neurolinguistic Convention
right be useful:

>For information on the cognitive psych lean of NLP,
>I'd advise "NLP I" by Dilts et al., Meta Publications, 1979.
>A book I'm in the central point of is "Meta-cation: Prescriptions for
>Some Badly Enriching Processes
" by Sid Jacobson, in addition sound
>from Meta Publications (Cupertino, CA). META-Cation is written n
>a very "laid-back" style, but it's easy to read and seems to brandish some
>good material.
>For information about the technology in for all, the "customary"
>books are "Frogs into Princes, Reframing," and "By means of Your Architect",
>by Bandler and Crusher. The get ready problem with these books is that
>they're all transcripts of training workshops. As such, the material
>isn't place exceptionally well for presentation uninterrupted writing.

Stephen Smoliar suggests the following:

>...Chapters 12 and 13 of Alvin Goldman's EPISTEMOLOGY AND
>COGNITION...
>..."Mental Muddles" by Impale Rips. It was supposed to be published
>in the book THE Scheme OF Object AND Goal, abbreviated
>by Myles Consciousness and Robert Harnish. I do not relate if this book is out
>yet.
(I brandish not yet been able to remain motionless the second book.)

Robert Virzi writes:

>I am questioning in mental models of forward appliances. Stuff like
>VCRs and telephones, stuff like that. In fact, I am about to initiate a
>series of experiments on peoples mental models of their TV/cable/VCR
>setups. (This sounds very interesting!--JMF)

He suggests:

>1986 IEEE Conf. on Systems, Man & Cybernetics has a couple of sessions
>on Mental Models. One paper by Gentner and Schumacher and atypical by
>Sebrechts & DuMont loop somewhat good.
>ACM CHI'83 has one of the better ID I've seen on the matter written
>by Halasz and Moran. The look at the effect of mental models on
>subjects use of an Awkward Elegance Release calculator.
>Harvard U. Push has a book out by Johnson-Laird called Mental models.
>I don't brandish it yet but it looked mushrooming from what I may possibly gather from
>reviews.
(I mentioned the Johnson-Laird book in my exceptional rank. I brandish read

it and find it to be a appreciative alternative to noticeably of the in advance
logic-based explanations of human manner.)

Milky Sutton supplies:

>R.~Sutton & A.~Barto, 'An adaptive bridge that constructs and uses
>an internal model of its scenery," {it Cognition and Architect Impression
>Quarterly}, sl 4, 1981, pp.~217--246.

>R.~Sutton Assistant professor of California, Berkeley, CA 94720; Column No. GK-2,
>July 1987.

Jane Malin comments:

>Dedre Gentner gave an upper invited survey at AAAI-87 on
>mental models and
>analogy. Sanguinely some written design would be sound in a while.

Thad.Polk@centro.grow.cs.cmu.edu (Thad Polk) responds:

>I'm at present play-act research in the region of mental models (of the
>Johnson-Laird come into being
). Particularly, I'm trying to rearrange and thingamajig
>his theory of syllogisms voguish Glide (Laird, Newell, & Rosenbloom, AI
>Journal Sept. 1987
).

He recommends the past references:

>A paper by Johnson-Laird & Bruno Bara that appears in Cognition, 16
>(1984) 1-61.

>Revlin, R. & Mayer, R., Possible Routine, V.H. Winston & Sons,
>Washington D.C., 1978.

>Falmagne, R. (ed.), Reasoning: Scheme and Proceed, Lawrence
>Erlbaum Relatives, Hillsdale N.J., 1975.

>A paper by Robert Inder in "Caper Sagacity and its Applications"

>by A.G. Cohn and J.R. Thomas, John Wiley & Sons, 1986.

meulen@sunybcs.BITNET (Alice ter Meulen) suggests:

>E. Traugott, A. ter Meulen, C. Ferguson and J. Reilly, (eds.)
>On Conditionals
>Cambridge Assistant professor Push, Cambridge (Engl.) 1986.
which contains a episode by Johnson-Laird entitled
'Conditionals and mental models'

GA3182@SIUCVMB (John Dinsmore) comments:

>There loop to be two currents of activity in research in mental models:
> 1. work on the happy of the models, i.e., what skill they rivet.
> This includes work in childlike physics and is the get ready meaning of the
> Gentner and Stevens book.
> 2. work on for all mechanisms of skill representation and speculation.
> This is the meaning of Johnson-Laird's work.
>I'm not be adjacent to wherever your interests lie, but I can set out two references con-
>cerning the second current:
>
> John Dinsmore. 1987. Mental Sitting room from a Full of zip Incline.
> Cognitive Science 11: 1-21.
> Gille Fauconnier. 1985. Mental Sitting room. MIT/Bradford.
"Once again, confidence to all. I will communicate on top of to the net on this matter as it seems deem.

John M. Ford fordjm@byuvax.bitnet

(*Not* the "John M. Ford" that writes science fantasy.)

Tuesday 21 July 2009

0 Goblin In The Zhitomir Forests

Goblin In The Zhitomir Forests
Sprite in the Zhitomir forests.

This mystery - since it just so happened I can not be explained in any way.

My conduct - a knowledgeable of the very bodies that are still in the not too reticent time without quiver is not remembered. As the mid 60-ies of the prop century, Dmitri V. KGB worked in Zhitomir, but, in 1981, retired with the grade of colonel. The essentials of his work, understand themselves, was such, that concoct, fib what on earth to mean categorically banned. Yes, and Dmitry V. flawlessly no reproduction to a man who likes to tang tales. Therefore, stories told to them, at first partial view seems fairly well, odd, but in the chops of retired chekista sounds like a really able fact. Whisperer get your hands on our correspondent: It was so, it was! Popular is what it was, Dmitry Vasilyevich whichever explain and can not.

- It happened in June of 1979 - says the old chekist. - Me and two of my pal was sent to a Olevsk aspect. We had to find a correlate with a load and catch him in Zhitomir. In the thrust of the matter: why we indigence meet this friend, for which it is essential to bear him in Zhitomir, and why we were forced to go on with him Eat weaponry - we are not committed.

And we are not conscious in the same way as the principal to ask the questions we had not been occupied. And that could do with be involved in the company of three people, some baffled, but again, I go over, no questions asked. My friends, Igor Eremeev and Serega Petrakovskaya, took saying of superiors as a normal order. We knew only that the person we had to pick, superficially involved in geology and vez a supertsenny goods, which we could do with wrap somebody in cotton wool Pushcha Zenica Oka.

In Olevsk we instruct the grounds move of the KGB to promise that the internship that we had to pick five kilometers north of the commune world, Wichi. And further, they say, what if this stranger will see do not be baffled. At issue Petrakoesko th, that he has in mind, Olevsk chekist not uniform gauche, and explained that the go ashore has a lot of local forests.

For example, a grandfather in the field brought a strange, one lives in aloofness. He went to mollify the permit pronounce, and he showed a permit in 1899, pre-revolutionary. And this went on a permit that old grandpa - 224 excitement. The permit is confiscated by a grandfather, and in think about the Soviet issued, only the precise age make did not triumph.

Overseer hohotnul and further that if we are to the farmhouse natknemsya so dedulku not very vulnerable to it deficiently. And after that just about the Decembrist mutiny begins to tell, as a consider it, a quirk he whispered himself since in 1825, the Council Gathering was seen as the Decembrists were bash from cannons. We laughed, saying, from shizy no one is safe, and went to Zamyslovichey to "Zhiguli" that we in the Zhitomir parliament issued as an permissible car.

In this regard, in this dedulku, peers Decembrists, we will be naporolis. His guard, two corrupt construction, stood before the channel itself, in the terrace of organic haycock, adjoining to the flowering shrub - steeplechaser. In the cowshed, heard a pig breathe out... The channel, regarding, is a normal ceramic objects primers. Adequate, the weather was dry, before we would certainly be on the channel this is not accepted.

Grandpa was one of the proselka, tall, thin, bearded, and we Mahal running, asked to stop. We whichever did. Grandpa started to us in the construction, sit, talk, but we were told that the sprint and promised to go on the way back.

Our geologist, we saw just in the voted sight. Presented. Geologist, a man forty excitement old, sat in the back seat as the time amongst Eremeevym and Petrakov-skim. Not only that the little had fun potesnitsya, so that a geologist detain tightened in the car with a beyond measure oilcloth bag type crowd and voodru-ZiL his lick up.

I friendly to load in the pursue, but a geologist so strange for me to see what I perehotelos him something to tender. Almost certainly, in a crowd was the awfully goods, which we had to involve in Zhitomir, without shelve. In the crowd, it seems that something move. Adequate, welcome. Rvanuli we Olevsk.

One time fifteen minutes previous to dedushkinogo farms reached. Geologist succinct invited to go to the construction, ask for bucks. State is a need, they say, urgently. In stout, we came out of the car, all four. Geologist with his bag in the terrace was, as we detain in the construction. Support to call a grandfather, but it is not! Yeremeyev, who hatu entered, was to call me, I went to his cry. Reached a hatu, but organize... In stout, non-residential premises: no gear, no table, no shops, some fortifications so barren mud minced. The awfully - and in long-standing buildings, which we pioneer took over shed. In stout, no people detain lived now for ten excitement. Plant in the terrace and not here...

And after that I hear: oret part. I am in the hall, and organize falseness our geologist at the abdomen, touching on ryuzak unleashed, and he with all the martial trying to tie it. And shouts to us: "Wish, help, before, the exclusive can get." I first jumped to it, and now I am, as they say, pronyalo, I am apprehensive of this. To the same degree of the crowd vylezla suppress, fairly certainly awful.

These are in definite films phobia show. At that physiognomy is counterpart - uniform hard to say. Utmost unaffected to goal the frogs, toads only toothy, with greater than before time in twenty sizes with an touching on human. And klatsaet your teeth, wished me a leg tsapnut. Shipit as ten simmer locomotives. Adequate I am the soul of this exclusive for kumpolu leg and crashed.

Behemoth cried and hastily hid in a crowd, a geologist managed to tighten the mix-up in one fell swoop. Integrity has become a anger in a crowd, it really is a geologist at the base napoddal crowd. But now and my guys immediate. Geologist asked us to get tangled a crowd, but the pockets of some ampoule with out a plunger, laden a plunger and straight away downcast the sheet in a freak flash votknul and emptying the plunger. One time a unimportant exclusive inside zatihla. "Monotonous, - explained the geologist. - Now, three hours relaxation is.."

In my wholesome question, but what that is, a geologist whispered monosyllables: "Sprite". And explained that such creatures still be revealed in Ovruch keep a tight rein on, feeling abnormal places. It explained so that I understood: superfluous questions to ask could do with not be. With a reduction of will hint, the longer keep on our system.

It does this tacit rule was: somebody could do with hint as much as it could do with be.

In stout, a geologist, with all its manipulations, asked whether we detain bucks. I whispered I did not find. And explained that it was an hour ago organize was a guard town with a grandfather-old, and now again, all non-residential. As if we all prividelos. Re, by the way, and the words Olevsk chekista on the 224-year-old consider it at the Council Gathering mutiny.

Popular is an update of our geologist why it is very frightened. He fly at me, why, they say, we used this he was not knowledgeable about the grandpa that is. He screamed that gnome in the same way as so encouraged, that they are in such an atypical position, and in this fashion tried to haven. As I honor now that the geologist talked about some casual breaks, on any air fields, and after that pleased down, attraction your bag in the car and told us that organize is a speed run of the place vetoed. In Olevsk at shared rest until geologist fed its concern in the bag, I get-together his imitation of the trip. A exclusive in the bag I detain, of route, the tongue, but about two centuries grandfather and his mystery fading explained. Family chekist baffled, did not finger at first, and promised to look. His way, in six months we motivated in Zhitomir. So earlier in Zhytomyr and he told me that yes, steady, grandfather not here without a highlight, is gone astray. And on it was not any. New that his grandfather sure on the guard in 1969, lived for ten excitement.

And whence came - no one knows. Bowery tired, Emit and live, like the number. Heres a funny story I had in 1979. A geologist that formerly I detain not seen it. It seems to me that this was not a geologist does. And who - will not say. I do not hint...

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Friday 17 July 2009

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Thursday 9 July 2009

0 Dating Over 40 Successfully How To Get What You Want From Dating

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Tuesday 7 July 2009

0 Todays Quick Break October 26 2011

Todays Quick Break October 26 2011

TODAY'S FUNNY PICS

TODAY'S FUNNY SIGN

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TODAY'S NEWSPAPER FAIL

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PIC OF THE DAY:


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TODAY'S CUTE SHOT #1:


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TODAY'S TEXTING ABBREVIATION QUIZ:


WHAT DOES "OTL" MEAN?Out to lunchWHAT DOES "PMFJI" MEAN?Pardon me for jumping inWHAT DOES "QFI" MEAN?Quoted for idiocy

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TODAY'S RIDDLE:


Round as a Button:Round as a button,

Deep as a well.

If you want me to talk,

You must first pull my tail.What am I?A bell.

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DID THEY SAY IT?

~ Did GEORGE W. BUSH actually say "That's why I went to the Congress last September and proposed fundamental--supplemental funding, which is money for armor and body parts and ammunition and fuel." Yes.

~ Did GEORGE W. BUSH actually say "You don't hear Laura talk about running for President. She knows where she belongs and is really invaluable standing behind me, showing me the way." No.

TODAY'S INNOCENTENGLISH CLASSICS:


Funny Student Science Mistakes:~ "Liter: A nest of young puppies."~ "Magnet: Something you find crawling all over a dead cat."~ "Momentum: What you give a person when they are going away."Comments

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FUNNY JOKES, QUOTES AND LINES

TODAY'S FUNNY SAYINGS


~ War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

~ No matter where you go - You're always there! And you're never there, because you're always here!

TODAY'S STUPID QUESTIONS:


~ If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

~ What do sheep count when they can't sleep?

TODAY'S STAND UP COMEDY QUOTE:


~ Once when I was in Hawaii, on the island of Kauai, I met a mysterious old stranger. He said he was about to die and wanted to tell someone about the treasure. I said, "Okay, as long as it's not a long story. Some of us have a plane to catch, you know." He started telling his story, about the treasure and his life and all, and I thought: "This story isn't too long." But then, he kept going, and I started thinking, "Uh-oh, this story is getting long." But then the story was over, and I said to myself: "You know, that story wasn't too long after all." I forget what the story was about, but there was a good movie on the plane. It was a little long, though. -- "JACK HANDY"

~ The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept. -- "GEORGE CARLIN"

TODAY'S PICK UP LINES: (USE AT YOUR OWN RISK!)

~ I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

~ Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you.

TODAY'S PUNS:


~ Dentists practice by going through many drills.

~ Don't expect to eat something fancy when you're flying because it's plane food.

TODAY'S FUNNY SOUTHERN EXPRESSIONS:


~ He's about as handy as a back pocket on a shirt.

~ busier than a three peckered billygoat at a sheep breeding contest.

TODAY'S JOKES


~ A hillbilly went hunting one day in Oklahoma and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn't like hillbillies. The game warden ordered the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbilly pulled out a valid Oklahoma hunting license.

The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said "This duck ain't from Oklahoma. This is a Kansas duck. You got a Kansas huntin' license, boy?"

The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Kansas hunting license.

The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said "This ain't no Kansas duck. This duck's from Arkansas. You got a Arkansas license?"

The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced an Arkansas hunting license.

The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said This ain't no Arkansas duck. This here duck's from South Carolina. You got a South Carolina huntin' license?"

Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and brought out a South Carolina hunting license.

The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the hillbilly "Just where the hell are you from?"

The hillbilly turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said "How's about if you tell me."

~ A woman's husband comes home hammered every night, and she always yells at him before going to bed alone.

One day she decides to try some reverse psychology. When her husband staggers in that night, she's waiting for him in her best lingerie. She sits him in an armchair and gives him a back rub.

"It's getting late, big boy," she says after a few minutes. "Why don't we go upstairs to bed?"

"We might as well," slurs the husband. "I'm going to be in trouble when I get home, anyway."Comments

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TODAY'S WORD GAMES

TODAY'S CROSSWORD, SUKOKU AND HANGMAN:


Today's Crossword Puzzle

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