Showing posts with label dating humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dating humour. Show all posts

Thursday, 12 June 2014

0 It Was All Blue Pillow

It Was All Blue Pillow
is something i'm constantly singing to myself, unfortunately, to the tune of coldplay's "yellow." you know how you date a guy, eventually make your way into his habitation, and--no matter how well-versed and sophisticated he may be--inevitably you find something of his bachelordom that confuses or irks you? it could be obvious, say, a painting of dogs playing cards. or, say, some rank fish aquarium with no fish in it. perhaps an old, leather piece of furniture. my ex had this framed, ducks unlimited poster of puppies. (sorry, tater, i can't let it go.) i don't date chris george; i just go right on ahead and live with him platonically, but he has this eerily small, turquoise and felt throw pillow. just the one. it serves no purpose. akin to a single christmas ornament left on the couch or coffee table. tinsel tossed upon a television set.retta loves this pillow. yesterday alone i took it away from her and placed it back where it belongs three times. but where does it belong? small enough to go on a book shelf or between the bags of yellow rice in the cupboard. i could feasibly place it in a soap tray.aside from reasons of training, i see no reason to take it from retta. we all know she can pulverize a toy in minutes. she doesn't "hurt "the pillow, not ever. she lies down with it, rests her head on it, licks it (which is a sound i wish upon no one's ears). if she wanted to harm it, she would have done so by now. which leads me to believe it's like her comfort blanky.as a child i had nonny, this flannel pillow case with sheep on it. i sucked my thumb and held it. when my mother asked, quite reasonably, when i planned on ending the whole thumb thing, i replied, quite reasonably, "when i'm 88." i did finally stop the thumb/blanky stuff when i went to college and got myself a rather handsome boyfriend and figured i couldn't in good conscience bring nonny to his house to watch a soccer match.retta's going through a change. her black hair is turning brown, oddly. she's getting nipples which i keep thinking are flea bites (notebook of nipples is what jon stewart has called a binder of women). sometimes watching a dog grow up is as awkward as watching a person. you don't want to look the clumsiness head on.i don't want to think retta's plan is to ruin everything. just some things. i had a lovely lunch of duck and pimento cheese grits with a male friend of mine today; he's a kind of mentor. we talk about work and our relationships. by which i mean his family and my singledom. i confessed to him that the most recent ex had said i'm relentlessly independent, that i don't need anyone and that characteristic is scary. so it became scary to me suddenly. the friend said, "that's not entirely true. i think you're ready. it's not like you sabotage relationships." and suddenly there was this cinema of ways i have sabotaged relationships that began looping through my head.naturally, i returned home and gave the blue pillow to ret. you may never ruin it, i thought, or you might in some fit rip it to shreds. i have to hope that at some point we will do the former.

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Thursday, 30 January 2014

0 Photos Host Of German Girlfriendswives Celebrates Their Men Victory In The Football Pitch

Photos Host Of German Girlfriendswives Celebrates Their Men Victory In The Football Pitch

Chai!, these women couldn't just distance to celebrate with their men at home or autonomous the veer.. Wives and girlfriends of the German machines took to the veer following the greatest tweet to celebrate their men's success following they defeated Argentina 1-0, making them winner Fabrication cup 2014.

Andre Schurrle, who wept into his girlfriend Montana Yorke's missiles said: 'This is the best measure of my life. I had to cry seeing that I was so crushed. I couldn't stop it.'

Lol, the women came to celebrate not only the success but more allowance for infringe and draftswoman loads, cars....Dem go slice more allowance. See more photos in..

Andre Schurrle cries with his girlfriend Montana Yorke


Enhance Mario Gotze with his precious

Gotze and his pal celebrate following doing well the Fabrication Cup

The aloof, too! Joachim Low hugs his bunch wives and girlfriends following doing well the 2014 Fabrication Cup

Germany's Bastian Schweinsteiger sees his girlfriend Sarah Brandner following the win

Mats Hummels and girlfriend Cathy Fischer meet following bonus time in the 2014 Fabrication Cup greatest

Miroslav Klose and his spouse Sylwia with their immature following Germany won the Fabrication Cup

Sami Khedira shares a kiss with his girlfriend Gercke following function his Fabrication Cup winners give

Sami Khedira and his girlfriend Lena Gercke


Benedikt Howedes shares a measure with his girlfriend Lise Wesseler following Germany triumphed

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