0 He Said She Said

" - "IT'S JUST TOO HOT TO WEAR CLOTHES TODAY," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "HONEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK THE NEIGHBORS WOULD THINK IF I MOWED THE LAWN LIKE THIS?"

- "PROBABLY THAT I MARRIED YOU FOR YOUR MONEY," she replied.

- He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I have wanted to make love to you really badly.

- She said - Well, you succeeded.

- He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

- She said - That's a good idea you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.

- He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

- She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror.

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